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Sexism In Botany Is Out Of Control
Sexism In Botany Is Out Of Control
America’s allergy crisis is male-driven. Literally. Landscapers have been planting male trees for decades, and we’re all paying the price. Sexism in botany is totally out of control and it’s about damn time someone says something about it.
You all smell that smell in the air. You call it allergies. I call it sexism, and it reeks far more in botany than it actually does in the workplace. Female plants deserves their damn respect. I hope today you understand that laziness by landscapers has created an inefficient society that everyone has to suffer because of it.
This is the truth. Rising pollen counts happen because city planners and landscapers overwhelmingly plant male trees. Why? Because male trees don’t drop fruit, nuts, or seeds that “litter” the ground.
Instead, they litter the air.
That’s right. Our air sucks because everyone has sat back and allowed greed to happen. Nobody interested in leadership. Let’s all suffer because a few trees drop some seeds! We do get how insane that is, right?
According to horticulturist Tom Ogren, author of Allergy-Free Gardening, many U.S. cities have planted only male cultivars of trees for decades to reduce cleanup costs. With no female plants to absorb the pollen, it’s a whirlwind of sneezes coming right at your face.
The CDC says over 80 million Americans suffer from seasonal allergies. Again, all stemming from idiotic planning. Somehow, female plants make too much of a mess, and we can’t have that. Doesn’t make a lick of sense to me but rarely do we do anything that makes sense.
You want to talk about sexism? I don’t want to hear it unless you’re talking about what’s going on in botany. We need more girls, and when I say girls, I mean trees and plants in general. Sure, sometimes they make a mess (insert joke of your choice,) but we can’t live without them. We’re literally choking on a decades-long landscaping scam, and I, for one, have a problem with it.
