I fucking love Britney Spears. I always have and I always will.
Young Britney
Seriously, I thought Britney was hot before I even know that I like girls. That’s how hot she is. Britney had me in kindergarten on the swings like, “girls are nasty, they have cooties. But, I’d fuck the shit outta Britney Spears though.”
Her wearing that red jawn in the Oops I Did It Again music video is something I will never forget. I’m going to be 69 (nice) with dementia waiting to die, but I’ll still remember her in that music video.
Aged To Perfection
It isn’t all 1990’s and early 2000’s with Britney either. I don’t pay much attention to her new music but, I pay a lot of attention to her on social media and let me tell you something. Britney might be the sexiest mom on the planet.
The best part of following her on social media is all of the videos she posts of her dancing or doing yoga. I could watch her every day for the rest of my life (errr … her videos I mean)
And the best thing about Britney? Some how, it feels like if I ever got to meet her, I would have an actual shot with her. Unlike any of the previous WCW’s, who are so far out of my league we aren’t even playing the same sport.
That’s not to say Britney isn’t out of my league but, come one, she married this guy for Christ’s sake.
In Conclusion
So there you have it. Britney Spears is the latest Vendetta Woman Crush Wednesday.
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