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Vendetta WCW; Isaiah Simmons’ Girlfriend 4.28.20

Isaiah Simmons' Girlfriend
Isaiah Simmons, his girlfriend, and family react to the linebacker being drafted. Screen grab from ESPN draft coverage

Thursday night Isaiah Simmons was getting draft with the baddest bitch. Not Trina, but I swear to God this bitch’ll have you call your girl up and tell her, “Hey, what’s good?”

Okay, J. Cole lyrics aside, this chick is fine as hell.

I know I said I hate picking WCW’s based on looks alone but, GOT DAMN. She thicker than a bowl of oatmeal.

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summer is for sporadic trips ?

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As we used to say in the 90’s, this girl is all that and a bag of chips.

Isaiah Simmons was one of my favorite prospects coming into this draft. Now he is definitely my favorite. Basically, I want to be him.

Do they have any more girls like her at Clemson? Is it too late to enroll? Does she have a twin? An extremely similar-looking sister perhaps? I’d settle for a sock she wore once.

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if you know me, then you know... #gradessentials

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It’s nice to bring a little chocolate to Woman Crush Wednesday. I couldn’t have discovered Isaiah’s girlfriend at a more perfect time. Although I love all of the previous WCW’s, as a semi-biracial man I was beginning to feel like the list was a little too vanilla.

That’s what I’m talking about girl! Isaiah Simmons’ girlfriend (someone find out her name please) this week’s Vendetta Woman Crush Wednesday. Also, if your boyfriend reads this and says he has beef, tell him I’m a vegetarian and I ain’t fucking scared of him. Just kidding. Seriously if he shows up to my house to run me a fade my money is on the 6’4″, 240 lbs linebacker that runs like the wind.

I’d still fight him but he would beat my ass.

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