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Fast Draft Fumbles The Bag; Underdog Has Their Prayers Answered
Fast Draft Fumbles The Bag; Underdog Has Their Prayers Answered
I thought Matt Kelley might’ve been an innovator. It turns out he’s just an imitator. Oh, well. Whatever prayer candles Underdog lit must’ve worked… Because Fast Draft just fumbled the golden ticket — the chance to own the best ball market. And now Underdog gets to sit back and laugh while their biggest threat implodes from within.
Let’s rewind for anyone new here.
A: I made an appearance on the UnHinged show.
Cool guy. He can have me on again anytime he wants.
Anywho… during the show, he reads an ad for Fast Draft. I mention Vendetta isn’t partnered with Underdog — so hey, maybe Fast Draft wants to talk. Door open.
B: I met with Fast Draft.
Except… instead of hearing from someone with power, I’m sent to an affiliate manager. Odd choice, considering the empire we’re building. But fine.
Either way, the message was clear:
I don’t want a promo code.
I want a seat at the table.
Your house is cute.
I wanted to build a city around it.
And let’s be real — I’m Underdog’s worst nightmare. They know it. The biggest prick in the industry, with the receipts to back it. The last thing they want is me on the opposite team, building their killer.
Silence. Never heard from them again.
Fast Draft had a chance to build Rome. I had the blueprints ready to go. Instead of being Underdog 2.0, they’re Underdog Lite with RC Cola vibes. No fizz, no future.
You might not wake up tomorrow and see it — but I promise you this:
The products I launch will burn this industry to the ground.
By the way…
Have you seen their lead draft expert? You think you’re going to beat Underdog with floppy-hair Furby? Do you understand that I keep receipts, and I’m now going to send him into the torture chamber? Do you actually think floppy-haired Furby can compete? Floppy-haired Furby has no chance against Peach fuzz Winks.
Also, let’s say you disagree with. Let’s say you fundamentally oppose the ideas I wanted to implement. Wouldn’t you want to speak to me again to find out how I came to those conclusions? That’s what real builders do.
But these ^ guys? Groupthink cowards who fumbled the bag and don’t even know it. Think I’m wrong? If Fast Draft is so different than Underdog, why are they legal and illegal in the exact same states?
Fast Draft needed an apex predator.
Instead, they get to be the red-headed stepchild of Underdog.
Oh, well.
And when Slow Draft™ dies in the crib…
On fire…
I’ll be laughing the entire time.
The show must go on!
End of blog.
Side note: Should Underdog send the Fast Draft team an edible arrangement after watching them self-destruct? Feel free to comment on your thoughts on that.
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