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Confession Time: I Have A Huge Crush On Charli XCX

Charli XCX
I have a confession to make and it’s about my huge crush on Charli XCX. (I have a(Getty / Samir Hussein)

Confession Time: I Have A Huge Crush On Charli XCX

That woman could do whatever she wants to me. Yes, I’m talking about Charli XCX. I’m probably not into you. I’m not saying I deserve her right now. Trey has some work to do but the site goes zoom, zoom right now and the haters are aggressively vomiting in fear. I know they are deep down inside because they all know what I know. You won’t win at this sports thing if my name is behind it.

Moving on.

I’m kind of a boomer in a lot of ways with my music process but if I were to have a Spotify Unwrapped it would probably say Charli XCX 98.7% listened to. When I go to the gym, we have to go screamo / heavy metal music. Other than that when I’m working on this site, driving a car, literally anything, Charli XCX is on the air pods that may or may not be crusty but that’s between me and that device.

I did a blog in the past of some of my favorite songs of Charli in the past. It didn’t really do it justice. I hope she knows I’m a total fanboy. Most guys fanboy over their loser sports team that never has a chance to win anything. No, I fanboy over Charli.

Quick side bar. I once got dragged to a Backstreet Boys concert. Look, sometimes you have to reshape your reality in a relationship. Look, if I can get watching football on a Sunday, I can trade watching Gilmore Girls for two hours so I can do myself a favor and sleep better at night. There are things you can do to speed up that time if you really feel the need to do so. Point being; I have no interest in going to any concert of any kind. Sounds like literal hell. BUT for Charli? Throw in some backstage VIP access and done. 100%.

I want Charli to know that I’m not quite ready for her yet but I just want her to know when it really happens for me, I may have to let her know what’s up. I’m not even guaranteeing I’ll end up liking her or vice versa at the end of it. The only thing I know is Trey is an asset in many ways and she can have whatever she wants. If that means we can clamming for 12 straight hours then so be it. I just want to unlock it more than almost anything.

Side note: I’ll take being in a music video for an upcoming song. My abs rock and I’m basically a dance minor. Something to keep in mind in the future.

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