BeReal Sucks, Don’t Ask Me To Join

BeReal Sucks, Don’t Ask Me To Join

Don’t ask me to join your BeReal network. Maybe this will end up going down as a boomer moment for team Trey, but I feel pretty confident in my stance. Just like when I called out that ridiculous app Wordle, it’s time to do the same with BeReal. If we’re being real, BeReal sucks and it’s not going to last.

Oh, that’s weird. Are you still playing Wordle? Wonder why not? Probably because you’re a sheep.

Oh, that’s weird. Are you still riding that Peleton bike? Oh, that’s odd. Wonder why that happened. Probably because you’re a sheep.

The only people downloading BeReal are the ones who are fake in real life. I’m one of the only real people in this world. Trey is authentic as it gets. People already pretend they are not miserable with these flashy Instagram posts that truly mean nothing in the grand scheme of things. We want to talk about fake? Social media is fake. Go look at Instagram. None of those people are happy. They just pretend to be.

Why exactly do we need BeReal? Oh, because I need my posts to be double-sided? It’s not cool or interesting enough to last. The sad part is this app was created because everyone lives in this internet age where no one actually tries to be a real person anymore. I decline your invitation to join this ridiculous app.

Look, maybe I’m a little bit of a boomer, but also not really. If I need to send a picture, I have Snapchat. I don’t want an app telling me when I need to take a picture proving my existence. That’s sheep behavior and Trey doesn’t sign up for sheep behavior.

I HATE People That Don’t Understand Time Zones

Go ahead, clowns. Go sign up for BeReal. Go parade your Wordle scores. It’s all nonsense and ain’t nobody got time to waste on there. I just don’t want to hear it when you get sick of riding that Peleton bike and it sits in a random room that nobody touches. I don’t want to hear it when this ridiculous concept of proving I’m alive fails.

I’m very much alive. I have too many things to do to worry about your double-sided photo. The only people joining BeReal are the flakiest people out there. It’s red flag city and I will not join in your clown show parade.

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