So for this Woman Crush Wednesday, I decided to keep it in the UFC family. This week’s WCW is Paige VanZant.
Paige is without a doubt the hottest fighter in the UFC. Not like career-wise or anything, like at 8-4, she’s pretty middle of the pack, but GOT DAMN is she attractive.
Despite being a fairly average fighter, Paige is one of the most popular in the UFC (especially among the casuals). What more evidence do you need for her popularity than the fact she makes more money as an Instagram model than as a fighter?
Most of this popularity is due to the fact that she is really, really ridiculously good looking (Zoolander reference).
Like I said before, I think Paige is the hottest fighter in the UFC. The thing that makes her so hot is that even in fighting shape she never looks overly muscular or borderline manly.
Pump Your Brakes Let Me Explain…
Before we continue, I know y’all are getting ready to rip me over that last statement. So let me address your concerns.
You’re probably all like, “well, Chad, you’re a fat out of shape washed former athlete with a little foot that lives with his mom. Who are you to be so judgemental?” Although you’re not wrong, I don’t think you have to be so mean about it.
I’ve acknowledged previously that I am aggressively out of shape. And in my defense, I could get back anytime I wanted to but I choose not to because beer and cheesesteaks are delightful.
All that aside, my comment is not meant to disparage anyone. It’s just a personal matter of physical attraction. I truly believe that everyone is beautiful in their own right and should not be concerned with what others make of their appearance. Lions (female UFC fighter’s), especially, should not concern themselves with the opinions of sheep (me).
Resuming the Misogyny of Your Regularly Scheduled Post…
In case you were wondering, Paige’s next fight is this weekend. She will be taking on Amanda Ribas (10-1) on Dana White’s Fight Island.
If you’re like me, however, you couldn’t care less about the outcome of the fight. If you’re like me you may be routing for a VanZant win but ultimately you’re fine if she loses. You just want to see her in a revealing outfit.
So folks, there you have it. This week’s WCW. Get in my mentions. Let me know what you think on twitter (@lilfooted), but remember sports fans, IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK JABRONI.