From the state that brought you the greatest breakfast meat known to man (it’s pork roll btw, anyone that says Taylor ham is a fucking idiot loser) comes our latest Woman Crush Wednesday. Let’s hear it for Christina Milian for the one time.
I been on Milian ever since I saw her in Love Don’t Cost a Thing. For y’all white folk you probably remember her best from Dip It Low.
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Here’s the crazy thing. She looks even better now than she did in 2003.
It’s insane bro! She damn near 40 and she looks better than she did when she was 22. Like, we always talk about how good Jennifer Anniston looks (no disrespect) but, no one ever puts on for Christina Milian.
To paraphrase Sir Mix-a-Lot, “36-24-36? Only if, like Christina Malian, she’s 5’2″.” Milian is bad as hell.
So I’m gonna need y’all to give it up for this week’s WCW. Also, while you’re at it, you can shout out New Jersey. The state the greatest state in the union. And, if you got anything to say about that or Milian, you can get in my mentions (@lilfooted). But remember, IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK JABRONI.
