I Present To You The Dumbest Fantasy Football Idea Of All Time
The most annoying part about Twitter is that I constantly get recommended people to follow and I hate it. I swear 75% of my timeline is people I don’t even follow. It’s the worst and it needs to stop. This time, I just couldn’t ignore the stupidity. Without further ado, it’s time to present the single worst fantasy football idea I’ve ever heard.
Insurance?
Insurance?
Wait, nope, it would appear my eyes still work. It would appear the word “Insurance” has been used. Listen, I don’t really care what happens to this guy. Throw him in prison. Spit in his face. Doesn’t matter to me. If the guy had any self respect, he’d slap himself in the face for this take.
Insurance. K.
A: Nobody likes insurance. Nobody. They’re crooks and everybody knows it. You’re literally forced to have car insurance or you can’t drive. Ever gotten into a car accident? I have not but have seen it up close. You ever want to pull your hair out in frustration dealing with those people? Catch me doing quite literally anything else.
B: Nobody would agree to this rule. Anybody who wants insurance added in fantasy football has a little too much time on their hands. I get that’s what turns you on when you finger your butthole but I don’t need this nonsense in my life.
C: That’s not how sports work. Guy gets hurt, it’s next man up. The whole point of fantasy football is to create a real life simulation of what it would be like if you ran the team. Sorry clown but Robert Saleh can’t just request the Jets have 80 rushing yards this week as Breece Hall insurance. Doesn’t work that way.
D: Never in my life have I gotten horny off insurance. I’m sure Geico would love him. Who’s really the crazy one? Sorry, not sorry, but this rule sucks. It’s a bigger mess than what was left behind after I got done with Jeff Bell’s mom last night.
Fantasy football is fun. Insurance is not. That’s the bottom line. I never heard of Jeff Bell before Twitter recommended him but I hope for his sake his partner gives him slap when he gets home tonight. Boy, does he deserve one. I can’t even get best ball rules approved in my league and this guy over here is proposing insurance. I hope he shanks himself for having the IQ of a dead snail that got salt poured on it.
Dear, Twitter. Please stop recommending that I follow people like this. @ElonMusk fix it.
