Lamar Jackson Drops Dumbest Idea Of All-Time – The Entire Gym
People are slowly finding out the hard way. All of the things I’ve been trying to tell you for the last five years are starting to come to light this offseason. Lamar Jackson is fatally flawed as a quarterback and has the IQ of a dead snail that got salt poured on it. If you want to hand out record breaking quarterback money to that guy, be my guest.
Yesterday was an all-timer for the Lamar Jackson legacy in more ways than one. The NFL sent out a memo warning teams of a guy named Ken Francis trying to negotiate for Lamar.
Lamar later refuted it. BUT in typical Lamar self, it turns out he’s involved with Francis in some form or fashion. I don’t know what to tell you other than the fact that Lamar is brain dead.
Maybe Ken Francis is trying to get Lamar a deal and maybe he’s not. All I know is within a few hours of the NFL memo, Lamar dropped maybe the dumbest invention in the history of the Universe. Get ready for THE ENTIRE GYM! A product nobody will brain and makes no sense on any surface level.
Let’s run through this because it’s just so hilarious. Nobody is buying this unless you’re a blowhard fan of Lamar.
A: Last time I checked I don’t just walk outside and there is an entire track and wide open football field every time I leave the house. It doesn’t exist for 99.9 percent of the population. What is Lamar suggesting I should lug around a fake brief case of ugly gym equipment and to just start ripping out abs on the sidewalk?
We do get how asinine this is, right? Next time I take the dog for a walk I’m going to bring this hideous luggage with me and halfway through I’ll hit a couple of curls while trying to stare down at that small TV screen that provides no purpose.
B: This is false advertising. As if you can bring an entire gym with you in that lump of garbage. This thing is so awful I can’t stop laughing at is. Here is what I can guarantee. You can’t fit the dumbells I need in there to shoulder press. It’s not an entire gym. Do you expect to get a serious workout out of that dump?
C: I found a couple of people that actually tried out this goofy product. Here is the footage they sent me back.
He’s such an idiot and you just can’t make it up. Who came up with this idea mommy? Was it Florida man Ken who NFL teams apparently know is a scumbag? Introducing THE ENTIRE GYM. Included with purchase is the Antonio Brown disease. Hope you enjoy!