The Keyboard Warriors Won’t Quit And They’re Only Making Me Angrier

The Keyboard Warriors Won’t Quit And They’re Only Making Me Angrier

Let’s just cut right to the chase; I don’t like people. I never have. Never will. It’s pretty hard even pretending to be a people person. That’s why I started this company. Guess what? This company only creates winners. I don’t accept anything less. I only want those people around me. Unfortunately, the keyboard warriors will always exist.

The haters just don’t get it. It didn’t have to be this way. It really didn’t. Every day I get more disrespected and you’re only making me angrier. A war is coming and I will not lose it.

Part of the new site redesign (which is a mere hours away at this point) I really want to make the workout stuff a focal point moving forward. On the down low, I’m a really good personal trainer. Actually, I’m THE best. I’m just not actually certified for it because that’s not what my degree is in. I wanted to do this instead.

The other day I posted a video of me curling 165 for 5 reps. For context sake, it was my 5th set and I really wanted to see if I could do it. IT for the record being able to curl more than my actual body weight. I weighed in at 163 so how cool would it be if I could curl more than that? I figured I could since I already did the one arm pull-up. I promise I can curl 135 while laughing with perfect form because it’s butter.

Two videos posted on our YouTube channel (including the pull-up) that currently have well over 1,000 views combined. Not a single positive comment. Plenty of jealous comments.

Can I just address something here? Why do people love to run their mouths about something they have no idea? Can you curl more than your body weight? Do you have arms that look like mine? Didn’t think so.

Here is the funniest part? I actually broke my back wrestling more than 10 years ago. I can promise you my back doesn’t hurt. I put this entire company on my back every single day. I’m just built different. I’m a mission to destroy all of you.

I Want My God Damn Respect And I Want It NOW!

Keep sending the negative comments. I find them hilarious. It’s all jealously. They look in the mirror and see a giant clam. You’re only making me angrier and that day is coming. Trust me that day is coming and when those people see me in person they won’t have the same response. It will be too late by then. The haters keep pissing off the wrong guy.

How bout we make a deal? When you can curl more than your body weight, come talk to me. Sounds fair?

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