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Jay Cutler Likes To Get Down And Dirty With Milk Ducts

Jay Cutler

Jay Cutler
Jay Cutler likes to get down and dirty with milk ducts. It’s impossible not to like him (Jeff Schear/Getty Images)

Very Cavallari is on my weekly watch list. Screw the Kardashians. Very Cavallari is the best reality TV show going right now. It has everything I’m looking for. Kristin Cavallari is a natural in the spotlight. We have the typical BS drama with her employees that makes must see TV. However, the best part of the show is former NFL quarterback Jay Cutler. Cavallari is married to Cutler and he is much more likable since retiring from the NFL.

In an episode that is about to be released shortly, Cutler really stepped up his game.

“Major clogged ducts. Jay had to get them out for me, sucking harder than he’s ever sucked.”

“And you know what? Saved my life.”

Good for, Jay. What he used to do is underachieve and suck on the football field. Now he’s sucking but in a good way. I need to know more details behind this. Sucking really hard can’t be the best possible way to clear up those ducts. There has to be an easier solution. Also, I need to know when the ducts needed to be opened up. Was this a past experience? Did this just happen? How old are her kids? There are too many questions and not enough answers.

Either way, Jay Cutler rocks. It’s impossible to hate him. Sure, he underachieved despite having a rocket arm. The entire world knows he just didn’t care about football. Cutler backed out of broadcasting opportunity and never prepared for it. He looks a hell of a lot more happy roaming around his yard and taking care of the chickens.

There’s definitely some drama coming on the show. With Kristin becoming the bread winner in the family with her Uncommon James company, Cutler really just sits at home and takes care of the kids. She seems to be sick of seeing him just sit at home. I can’t wait.

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