Chickster Has Decided To Grow A Man-Bun
This important news has been kept under wraps for a while now. Only a few people in the entire world were aware of this news. But, it’s time to reveal my plans: Chickster is growing a man-bun. I will pause now for a brief laughing period for you…and done. I am totally serious, though, the man-bun is coming. Although, man-buns get some bad rep, I have been leaning toward getting one. I was unsure what to do with my hair for awhile. The last haircut I got had middle school students flaming me. So, I figured it was time to make a change. Thus, I have been growing my hair out since November.
My hair right now looks UGLY. It just looks like you put a bag of hair on my head and called it a hairstyle. It’s a necessary evil though. It has to get worse before it can get better. I think in the next month I will be ready to get my haircut. Let me clarify: I’m keeping my long hair on top and getting it cut on the sides. I haven’t decided if it is going to be a fade or a taper. I still have a month to figure it out. But, I think it would look good on me, and well, if it doesn’t, I can just cut my hair again.
The man-bun is coming whether you’re ready or not. The glow up is coming from Chickster. Chickster wants to go to the gym, get some tattoos and get his man-bun and be his best self that he can be. Chickster’s final form if you will. We’ll see how the man-bun works out first and go from there. Side note: Some people said I would look like a Sensei which made me feel powerful. This might be a good idea.