Ben Simmons Hits A 3 Pointer, I Need New Shorts

It happened. IT FINA-FUCKING-LLY HAPPENED. Ben Simmons for the first time in his NBA career knocks down a 3 pointer. Of course, it was in an exhibition game and in no way will count (Talladega Nights reference coming in hot) but it’s kind of like seeing a unicorn for the first time. GLORIOUS. Off the … Continue reading Ben Simmons Hits A 3 Pointer, I Need New Shorts