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Are Men Gross?

Are Men Gross

Are Men Gross
Are men gross? It’s time to do a deep dive investigation on the male race. It needs to be talked about.

Are Men Gross?

Let me get this on the record before I continue any further. Trey is team feminism. I do nothing except empower women at this company. We have countless examples of that. I’m here as an advisory of my own species because what’s fair is fair. We have gone too long without doing a deep investigation on this topic. Are men gross? Probably…

We have to get this one out of the way first. Men are just not good looking. I’m not saying that from a sexual standpoint being a straight male. I’m saying that from an artistic point of view. What’s so great about the male figure? It’s a lot of straight, straight, and then more straight.

I’ve worked really hard to look the way that I do. Underneath this angry and smug face of mine is secretly rocking that 300 Spartan level vibe. However, we know that 99.9 percent of men don’t look like that. Most men are skin, bones, and a lot of straight shit going on. Scrawny arms and all. There are even some dudes who try to replicate the female pregnant figure.

I could do this all day. Truth of the matter is, even if you’re a well-kept dude, you’re still gross. You name it, we still don’t do it better than women. Our fashion is limited even if you know what you’re doing. Hell, I even trim my arm pit hair quite frequently. Point being, even the most well-kept guy is in the 20th percentile for the average female. We do not have our shit together literally or figuratively.

Even if I were a switch hitter, you would still have to admit guys are gross. AND this is coming from one of the good ones. I’d like to think of myself as smart but there is a hell sector of guys who don’t even understand the fact that guys are gross.

Soooooo I was watching this show called ‘The Sex Lives Of College Girls’ and I simply can’t get over this scene. Whitney (who plays on the soccer team) is hooking up with this guy who is the assistant coach. She doesn’t tell her roommates who she’s hooking up with but insists that she only hooks up with men, not boys. She, of course, is referring to this guy as a MAN…

Are Men Gross
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C’mon… this is the bar for men? Look at this guy? You may as well drag a dead corpse out of a casket and try to make love with it. Would be the same thing. The only difference is he looks like he had a stroke on one side of his face after he got slapped too hard.

That’s not to pick on this dude specifically… but we all gotta do better. Learn how to cook. Up your fashion game. Get in the gym. Whatever. I know we’re gross but is this really the bar we want women to think of us as?

You got guys to your left being jealous of their partners about the dumbest shit of all-time and the guys to your right who love to focus on other people’s mistakes instead of focusing on their own. I’m not saying that’s me. I’m better than that. I just know those guys exist.

This isn’t to say women are perfect. There is certainly a can’t live with them, can’t live without them dynamic that exists. They sure as hell bring more to the table than we do. Women are smarter than us and way more fascinating.

Let’s be honest here. So I go to the gym quite frequently. I can say for certain I don’t check out other guys. The lone exception, of course, is when I giggle to myself for seeing a guy have no idea how to work out (and that’s 95 percent of them). Guys don’t check each other out because we’re all gross. Woman? HA!

You see, women are way more artistically appealing than men. At a minimum, they have more than a bunch of straight shit going on. Women are always checking each other out. How does her ass look compared to mine (and for the record, I have a great pooper on me. Thanks for asking.)? How does she do her make up? I love those jeans, where did you get them?

There is a lot of that shit going on. They have to deal with mind games we don’t have to. Their self care routines take WAY longer. No shot I’m shaving my legs as a girl. They have to put up with us. They’re paid less and give way fewer opportunities in the same career path.

Look, let’s not get it twisted…. women suck. They play mind games and we’re too stupid to realize their agendas half the time. They never know what they want and they’re lying to themselves all the time. They do a lot of annoying shit but that’s not what we’re here to discuss.

Women are the real heroes. They literally birth mini humans… and for that… I’m out. I’d rather be gross. With 2022 here, let’s make a pact as the male community to be better. Outside of being some eye candy if you’re talented enough to play professional sports, we’re not bringing much to the table. Let’s be better this year. We will always be gross but at least we can be a gross thing that becomes an asset.

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