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2023 NFL Draft War Room: Chicago Bears

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How will dummy Ryan Poles botch the Bears draft? Let’s head inside the 2023 NFL Draft War Room to find out. (AP Photo/Adam Hunger)

2023 NFL Draft War Room: Chicago Bears

Ryan Poles is dumber than a bag of rocks. At this point, we know the qualifications to become general manager of the Bears is by having the first name Ryan. Whatever we do here today it will be better than that dummy Poles. The only problem is we no longer have the luxury of moving down from one since that was done for us. Last one of the year. Happy draft day. Here is your Chicago Bears 2023 NFL Draft War Room!

  • Round 1, Pick 9 (from CAR)
  • Round 2, Pick 53 (from BAL)
  • Round 2, Pick 61 (from CAR)
  • Round 3, Pick 64
  • Round 4, Pick 103
  • Round 4, Pick 133 (from PHI)
  • Round 5, Pick 136
  • Round 5, Pick 148 (from NE)
  • Round 7, Pick 218
  • Round 7, Pick 258*

I guarantee we do better than that dirtbag Ryan Poles. Another side note here. It’s so annoying that the Bears didn’t even get the Panthers second rounder. In this draft, it’s going to make a huge difference. It’s a major drop off after pick 40. You’re out of reach in that pocket of good second tier players like Zay Flowers, Dawand Jones, Darnell Washington, whoever.

I also think Jalen Carter here (if available) is the most obvious pick in the draft. This Bears defensive line is total garbage. Can you name anybody they have? It’s an area of need and he’s the best player in the draft on a team void of talent. Hello? Is anybody listening?

It would be really nice to address this offensive line too but Poles put us out of reach to take one in the second round. It’s not ideal since he botched the trade down but whatever we did here today will be better than what he did. That’s a guarantee.

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