Look internet, I’m fucking dying here. Coronavirus has basically ruined WCW for me. I spent the hours between three a.m. and seven a.m. staring at my keyboard trying to figure out who to pick. Fortunately for you, I happened to stumble across Paige Halstead while taking a break from my mindless keyboard staring to mindlessly scroll twitter.
I found this video. Look at the glove work on this chick.
Just nonchalant as fuck. Catching heat like it’s nbd. This video saved WCW.
Slight Tangent Ahead
Here’s the thing internet, I had a vision for WCW. Contrary to what Baker was expecting, my plan for WCW was always to pick the women based on a myriad of factors including, but not limited to, accomplishments, newsworthiness, and looks.
Coronavirus made it so that all of the WCW’s have to be based on looks alone because no one is fucking doing anything. Which fucking sucks. I’m not trying to make this a series of blogs about hot chicks. Any mouth breather living in their mom’s crib with a neck-beard can, and does, do that.
I may live in my mom’s crib but, I don’t breathe out my mouth and I shaved my beard last week. That is why I was so happy to find the above video.
Now Resuming the Regularly Scheduled Post
Sure there isn’t anything really newsworthy about playing quarantine catch, but it’s fucking badass. And fellas, tell me I’m wrong, ain’t nothing sexier than a girl that knows how to sports (yes you read that right; no it is not a typo).
Paige is a California bombshell and former catcher at UCLA. Besides being a knockout and super athlete, she’s 6’1″. UGHH. Her height and combination of our athletic talents and we send our kids to the league.
Being an athlete (not even an athlete really, even knowing about routes would be enough), tall, and attractive is always a sure-fire way to find yourself being a Vendetta WCW.
If you have any questions, comments, or concerns @me on twitter but remember it doesn’t matter what you think jabroni. My WCW’s are perfect.
Although, ladies, if any of you wanted to cure cancer or some shit that would make my life a whole lot easier.
Don’t forget to check out last week’s WCW, if you haven’t already.
